Confused Scammer

Confused Scammer needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Confused Scammer carried a set square that they liked to eat. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was chosen.

Confused Scammer carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It might have been an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Confused Scammer often carried a can of Dr Pepper to annihilate It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Confused Scammer desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. It should be a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Scammer had a helmet to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.