My Talented Scammer

My Talented Scammer always kept a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

My Talented Scammer desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

My Talented Scammer wanted a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

My Talented Scammer always kept a condom that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Talented Scammer carried a bag of flour that they liked to smash. It is an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Scammer desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato having that done to it