The Yellow Scammer

The Yellow Scammer wanted a bag of poop that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Scammer desperately looked for a sword that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A sword of all things.

The Yellow Scammer always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Scammer found a spade that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a spade being the thing selected.

The Yellow Scammer desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Scammer desperately searched for a big sponge that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the chosen item.