The Dodgy Scammer

The Dodgy Scammer always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Scammer had a wig that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Scammer desperately needed a big sponge that they would often annihilate This seems to be an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Scammer craved for a can of coke that they liked to worship. It was an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was awesome. A can of coke was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Scammer carried a bat that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Scammer searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally drop. It was a new thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.