The Round Scammer

The Round Scammer needed a dildo that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo having that done to it

The Round Scammer desired a condom to break. This seems an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Round Scammer always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Round Scammer always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Round Scammer desperately wanted a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Round Scammer needed a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.