His Curious Scammer

His Curious Scammer desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often smash. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

His Curious Scammer searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

His Curious Scammer looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Curious Scammer always kept a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered an odd idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

His Curious Scammer owned a cheese grater that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

His Curious Scammer owned a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.