His Ugly Scammer

His Ugly Scammer always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

His Ugly Scammer had a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

His Ugly Scammer desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Scammer desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Scammer desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

His Ugly Scammer always carried a bottle of coke to play with. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.