His Foolish Scammer

His Foolish Scammer desperately looked for a wig that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a wig was the item that was selected.

His Foolish Scammer wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

His Foolish Scammer always carried a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A computer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Scammer looked for a can of coke that they would drop. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

His Foolish Scammer often carried a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item chosen.

His Foolish Scammer desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.