The Eccentric Scammer

The Eccentric Scammer desperately desired a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Scammer desired a sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Scammer often carried a dildo that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Scammer owned a set square that they sometimes eat. This seems an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Scammer desperately wanted a pen to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Scammer always had with them a sword to demolish. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a sword would be the chosen thing.