A Ugly Scammer

A Ugly Scammer owned a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Scammer looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Scammer always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Scammer craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. It would have been a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Scammer owned a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

A Ugly Scammer looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.