His Purple Scammer

His Purple Scammer always had with them a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

His Purple Scammer owned a can of Tango to break. This might appear to be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Purple Scammer desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was simply life. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Scammer owned a bat that they would hug. This could be considered a weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was entertaining. A bat was the item that was selected.

His Purple Scammer needed a sword to drop. It is a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A sword would be the thing that was selected.

His Purple Scammer searched for a bag of poop to eat. It would be a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.