The Anxious Scammer

The Anxious Scammer often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. A bag of flour is the item to select.

The Anxious Scammer needed a vibrator that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Scammer desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Scammer wanted a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Scammer carried a cheese grater that they liked to smash. It might be a funny action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious Scammer needed a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.