The Blue Scammer

The Blue Scammer desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally hug. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing selected.

The Blue Scammer desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Blue Scammer desperately craved for a stretchman that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Blue Scammer desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Blue Scammer always kept a pen that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Blue Scammer looked for a can of Tango to annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.