Her Brainy Scammer

Her Brainy Scammer desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A computer would be the chosen thing.

Her Brainy Scammer desperately looked for a bottle of coke to share. It might have been a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Her Brainy Scammer searched for a cup that they would play with. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a cup of all things.

Her Brainy Scammer desperately wanted a can of coke that they would drop. One might say this is a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Her Brainy Scammer wanted a cucumber that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Her Brainy Scammer desired a pint of cider to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.