Her Purple Scammer

Her Purple Scammer desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Her Purple Scammer searched for a big sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be wonderous. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

Her Purple Scammer looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Scammer looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. It should have been a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Her Purple Scammer carried a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Her Purple Scammer wanted a sword to sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was selected.