Her Brainy Scammer

Her Brainy Scammer always had with them a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

Her Brainy Scammer desperately desired a pen that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

Her Brainy Scammer carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

Her Brainy Scammer looked for a porno magazine that they would experiment on. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Her Brainy Scammer found a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to choose.

Her Brainy Scammer carried a computer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.