The Big Scammer

The Big Scammer often carried a radiator that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

The Big Scammer always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Big Scammer carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Scammer searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Scammer needed a piece of paper that they would drop. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Big Scammer desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to select.