Her Adorable Scammer

Her Adorable Scammer owned a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Her Adorable Scammer often carried a crown that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A crown is the item to select.

Her Adorable Scammer craved for a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to select.

Her Adorable Scammer desired a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Her Adorable Scammer wanted a helmet that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

Her Adorable Scammer found a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.