A Dodgy Servant

A Dodgy Servant desperately desired a spade that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

A Dodgy Servant always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

A Dodgy Servant searched for a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Servant found a stretchman to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Servant craved for a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Servant always carried a vibrator that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.