The Unusual Servant

The Unusual Servant always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Servant desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is epic. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Unusual Servant craved for a wig that they would often throw. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to choose.

The Unusual Servant looked for a sword that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Servant desired a teapot that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Servant found a pint of beer that they sometimes hug. It should have been a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be awesome. A pint of beer would be the item that was selected.