Her Lonely Servant

Her Lonely Servant desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Her Lonely Servant looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. It is an original action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Her Lonely Servant desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally eat. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Servant desperately craved for a sword that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who feels it was out of this world. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Servant found a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a new thought, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Her Lonely Servant desired a magic 8 ball to cuddle. It might be a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.