His Eccentric Servant

His Eccentric Servant wanted a porno magazine that they liked to drop. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Servant carried a set of lego that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Servant always carried a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Servant owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Servant desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

His Eccentric Servant always carried a bottle of beer that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.