Her Purple Servant

Her Purple Servant wanted a ball that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a funny operation, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. A ball is the thing to select.

Her Purple Servant had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Servant wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Servant wanted a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Her Purple Servant always kept a bat that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Servant always kept a stapler that they would put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.