My Square Servant

My Square Servant searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

My Square Servant found a bat that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

My Square Servant always had with them a sponge that they would often put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Square Servant found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

My Square Servant needed a can of Tango that they liked to play with. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

My Square Servant craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. It is an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.