Exciting Servant

Exciting Servant found a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Exciting Servant desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Exciting Servant desperately looked for a custard pie to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie being the item selected.

Exciting Servant desperately wanted a bag of poop to worship. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Exciting Servant desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally cuddle. It is an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a hat is the thing to choose.

Exciting Servant often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to share. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.