The Orange Servant

The Orange Servant carried a radiator that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Servant always had with them a pen that they would sometimes break. It would have been an odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

The Orange Servant desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought it was spectacular. A crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Servant desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was stunning. A bag of poop being the item selected.

The Orange Servant often carried a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Servant desperately searched for a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. It is an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.