The Purple Servant

The Purple Servant owned a melon that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Purple Servant always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Purple Servant always kept a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Servant owned a can of Dr Pepper to put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Servant needed a helmet that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Servant needed a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It was considered to be an original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.