Adventurous Servant

Adventurous Servant wanted a stretchman that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

Adventurous Servant often carried a stapler that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a stapler is the item to choose.

Adventurous Servant desperately desired a bag of poop to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Adventurous Servant desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

Adventurous Servant had a sword that they would often worship. It should be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Adventurous Servant often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.