The Bum Loving Servant

The Bum Loving Servant desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a strange activity, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. A mug was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Servant craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate It might be a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Bum Loving Servant looked for a little monkey that they would embrace. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Servant always kept a sponge that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Servant desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Servant desired a stretchman that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.