Her Scary Servant

Her Scary Servant always had with them a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen item.

Her Scary Servant desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes embrace. It should have been an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Her Scary Servant desperately searched for a can of Tango to rub on his belly. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

Her Scary Servant wanted a tomato that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen item.

Her Scary Servant desired a can of Dr Pepper to smash. It is a weird idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Her Scary Servant always kept a pen to eat. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pen having that done to it