Their Depressed Servant

Their Depressed Servant desperately needed a big sponge that they would cuddle. It might be an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be sublime. Honestly, a big sponge being the thing selected.

Their Depressed Servant desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Their Depressed Servant owned a bat that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to opt for.

Their Depressed Servant had a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a computer having that done to it

Their Depressed Servant often carried a sword that they liked to play with. It was an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to choose.

Their Depressed Servant needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.