Confused Servant

Confused Servant always carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes throw. It is a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

Confused Servant searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Servant wanted a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. A melon being the item selected.

Confused Servant always kept a teapot that they would often share. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a teapot of all things.

Confused Servant desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was fun. A computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Servant desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.