His Crazy Servant

His Crazy Servant desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Servant desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It was an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

His Crazy Servant always kept a computer that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Servant always carried a mug that they liked to play with. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen item.

His Crazy Servant desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

His Crazy Servant desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.