The Green Servant

The Green Servant often carried a vibrator to put on his head. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Servant searched for a bag of flour that they would demolish. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Green Servant always had with them a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Green Servant desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Green Servant often carried a set of lego that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Green Servant looked for a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.