The Weary Servant

The Weary Servant craved for a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. It was a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Servant desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Servant always had with them a piece of paper that they would put on his head. It would have been an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Weary Servant craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Weary Servant desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally eat. It should be an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen being the item opted for.

The Weary Servant always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was amazing. A bottle of beer is the thing to select.