My Bum Loving Servant

My Bum Loving Servant desired a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Servant always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be stunning. A painting of a melon was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Servant desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. It might be a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was exciting. A cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Servant desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes hug. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Servant desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would throw. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Servant looked for a cup that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cup was the item that was opted for.