His Fucking Servant

His Fucking Servant needed a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is stunning. A dildo was the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Servant needed a stretchman that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Servant always had with them a piece of paper to put on his head. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

His Fucking Servant desperately looked for a vibrator to worship. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

His Fucking Servant desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Servant always kept a radiator that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is epic. Honestly, a radiator is the item to select.