Orange Servant

Orange Servant always had with them a block of cheese that they would often share. It is a strange activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. A block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Orange Servant desperately looked for a CD player that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A CD player of all things.

Orange Servant desperately looked for a set square that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Orange Servant searched for a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an original activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Orange Servant looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A Harry Potter wand of all things.

Orange Servant wanted a condom that they would often smash. It is a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was chosen.