The Silly Servant

The Silly Servant looked for a rubber chicken that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Servant always kept a teapot that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Silly Servant desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It might be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Silly Servant desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Silly Servant desperately desired a can of Tango that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Servant desperately desired a little monkey that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. A little monkey is the item to opt for.