His Grumpy Servant

His Grumpy Servant owned a can of coke that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Servant craved for a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Servant desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

His Grumpy Servant always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Grumpy Servant always carried a lava lamp that they would often hug. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Servant needed a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.