My Dodgy Snake

My Dodgy Snake needed a mug that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Snake found a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

My Dodgy Snake had a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious idea, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

My Dodgy Snake always kept a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Snake always had with them a teapot that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to opt for.

My Dodgy Snake had a cup that they would drop. It is considered to be an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was chosen.