His Grumpy Snake

His Grumpy Snake desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Snake desperately searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Snake owned a pen to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Snake desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Snake craved for a bag of poop that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Snake needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to break. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.