Handsome Snake

Handsome Snake desired a crown that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was awesome. A crown was the chosen thing.

Handsome Snake carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Handsome Snake desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Handsome Snake desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a funny thought, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Handsome Snake always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Handsome Snake desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.