His Stupid Snake

His Stupid Snake owned a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

His Stupid Snake looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Snake wanted a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Snake carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Snake desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Snake had a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.