A Big Snake

A Big Snake owned a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Big Snake desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was awesome. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

A Big Snake always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Big Snake desperately looked for a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Big Snake found a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Big Snake wanted a cheese grater that they liked to throw. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is fun. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.