The Exceptional Snake

The Exceptional Snake always carried a teapot that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Snake desperately desired a dildo to demolish. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was out of this world. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Snake desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Snake desperately needed a set square that they would smash. It was an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Snake wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

The Exceptional Snake often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.