My Lovely Snake

My Lovely Snake looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was awesome. A bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Snake searched for a ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

My Lovely Snake wanted a rubber johnny to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Lovely Snake always had with them a chocolate bar to smash. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

My Lovely Snake had a Harry Potter wand to play with. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

My Lovely Snake always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.