My Dodgy Snake

My Dodgy Snake desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often break. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Snake always carried a cup that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Snake wanted a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought it was exciting. A bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Dodgy Snake always had with them a stretchman to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was exciting. A stretchman being the item opted for.

My Dodgy Snake desired a spade to put on his head. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was amazing. A spade was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Snake desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.