His Horny Snake

His Horny Snake carried a melon that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thought it was fun. A melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Snake needed a toilet brush that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to select.

His Horny Snake carried a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

His Horny Snake desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

His Horny Snake owned a pint of cider that they would annihilate This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

His Horny Snake desperately searched for a spade that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was selected.