Her Lucky Snake

Her Lucky Snake always had with them a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Her Lucky Snake desperately desired a wig to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lucky Snake desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. This could be considered an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Her Lucky Snake searched for a sponge that they would demolish. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

Her Lucky Snake desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a vibrator having that done to it

Her Lucky Snake had a stapler that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a stapler of all things.